Roast Receipt™ — Personalized Performance Review

🔥 AFTER YOU ORDER

Reply to your order confirmation email with:

1. Their first name
2. How you know them
3. 3–5 funny facts, habits, stories or inside jokes
4. Roast level: Light / Medium / Absolutely Cook Them
5. Optional: attach a photo

That’s it. We turn the evidence into their personalized Roast Receipt and email the finished digital review back to you.

No writing skills required. Give us the dirt. We’ll do the damage.

Give us the evidence. We’ll handle the disrespect.

Know someone who’s gone entirely too long without receiving formal feedback?

Send us a few facts about them and we’ll create their completely unnecessary Official Performance Review — a personalized digital roast made specifically for them.

Your personalized review can include:

• Completely unofficial performance ratings
• Questionable strengths
• Areas requiring immediate improvement
• Management comments
• Final employment status
• A personalized roast based on the stories you give us

Perfect for: birthdays, friends, coworkers, siblings, spouses, group chats, or anyone who deserves documentation of their behavior.

How it works

1. Place your order.
2. Tell us about the victim.
3. Give us 3–5 funny facts, habits, stories or inside jokes.
4. Choose how hard we’re allowed to roast them.
5. We create the personalized digital Performance Review and email it to you.

Roast levels: Light / Medium / Absolutely Cook Them

$14.99 — Personalized Digital Performance Review

Digital product. Nothing will be physically shipped. Keep submissions playful—no hateful, threatening, sexually explicit, or genuinely abusive material.